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User:uberprep (1428607)
The Dead Cat Smile
Like a primitive society with nuclear capabilities...
Name:Arts & Crafts has never been this Sexual.
Location:P.C. ou la Pdot, Ontario, Canada
Birthdate:10-28
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Bio:Lauren Rosevelt is a second year Bio/Anthro major, who attends and adores the rumored commie-liberal-arts-school, Trent University. Her current curiosities include sneaking music off of other people's computers, writing poetry about maroon garments, making mixed tapes, and convincing her Mom to read the Vagina Monolouges. She hopes to one day to write a sci-fi novel in the nude, to one day be a librarian (the sexy kind) and to be able to eat sushi without vomiting. She will inevitably some day become Alan Grant, only with breasts, and would like to meet a Billy Brennan of her own, give or take the breasts.

She lives for bubble tea and Gary Oldman, and admits that fandom, Monty Python and The Beatles may have shaped her entire personality. She enjoys baths far more than she should and only has inappropriate (albeit vast and unending) love, so you get her innuendo or nothing at all. She bought her Apple computer, the Ibook "Erik The Red" because Douglas Adams loved them, and cries every time she watches "Star Trek II: The Wrath of Kahn". She worships a great many gods, most of them are either old British men, Johnny Depp or slash fiction writers and firmly believes that argyle is the sexiest kind of plaid. Her Boy's name is Jesse. He has a Mac which Lauren once, mind you probably in drunken stoopor, named 'Jojo the Looker'. She is still, and will forever be, proud of the now permanent name, a creative masterpiece in her opinion, and mildly amusing in his.

Like Gribblet, she loves the Orange Game, but not nearly as much as she loves the Orange Gang, who are the hoopiest froods to ever bless this earth and would only throw an orange at her head if it was a love filled orange.

"And I shambled after them as I have been doing all my life after people who interest me, because the only people for me are the mad ones, mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn burn burn like fabulous roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars..." -Jack Kerouac from "On The Road"

< singing > UberPrep, UberPrep, wants to sleep with Johnny Depp. UberPrep comes from the UK, she wears a tie most every daaaaaaay. < /singing >

(Want to know how to sing the UberPrep song? The original song can be found here! )

Interests:79: alan rickman's voice, all of gary oldman, anglophilia, annie hall, anthropology, apple computers, artificial intelligence, avocado sandwiches, aziraphale/crowley, beat generation, being sexually ambiguous, biology, bisexuality, bishounen in leather, blt on rye, british-non-brits, coyboy bebop, cuppa chai, douglas adams, erik the red, fullmetal alchemist, good omens, grandfather prep, hegelian dialect, hhgttg, james/alec, jazz, jeeves as holmes, jeeves/bertie, keats, leonard nimoy, library stacks, literary james bond, michael york's waist, mismatched socks, monty python, mwpp era, neil gaiman, p.g. wodehouse, photography, pirates, poetry, prevailence of chaos, quadrangles, reading, remus lupin, remus/sirius, richard dawkins, rocky horror picture show, running to prozzak, sci-fi comedy romance, sean bean's tounge, sean connery's pants, shakespeare as seven women, sherlock holmes, sports involving citrus fruit, strip anything, strip wizards chess, sweater vests, t.s. eliot, tales of the blode, tea, the beatles, the flaming lips, the harry potter playground, the laundry room, the microphones, the orange game, towels - a lifestyle, trent university, trentu cause-ies, triangles with four sides, used book store shopping, voyeurism of all sorts, weiß kreuz, worshipping ilk, writing in maroon, yami no matsuei, yeats
Schools:None listed
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